Pretty neato, like a Cheeto-flavored Dorito Burrito.


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Bee Movie guy
Inspirational




Alt: A screenshot of Ethan's website, taken on January 8th, 2020.
My Old Website

My old website, which is terrible.

Go there
Alt: A screenshot of Ethan's website, taken on January 8th, 2020.
Ethan's Website

Ethan's website is pretty rad. Not gonna lie. Note: It has about a 5% uptime.

Go there